phuckindope:

I HONESTLY FUCK WIT MYSELF HEAVY.

(Source: asvpfrenchie, via amazzzinn)

guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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(Source: guy, via wowbrow)

deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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(via forgave)

  • mum: can you-
  • me: *groans for 17 hours*

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

(via toastytombs)

creepyspider-stuff:

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

I clean it with my shirt or my hand, you barbarian

(via toodopetoexist)