sodamnrelatable:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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(Source: nurseblonda, via unescapable)

jakemalik:

I find it funny how right before the summer I was trying hard to get fit and look good for the summer when all i’ve done is stay inside and eat and do nothing

(Source: hi, via resmoke)

kanesus:

why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me 

(Source: stamkosnutonmewhileweeatribs, via disappears)

bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

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(via unescapable)

kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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(via lolsofunny)

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

(via unescapable)

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via disappears)

imaginethebutts:

it has been 16 years and i still don’t know what to do with my hands during pictures

(Source: earthdad, via disappears)

  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*